Total Medals Earned: 144 (From 38 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,520 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/85 points)
Complete the first level.
Complete the game.
Complete the second level.
Complete the third level.
Complete the fourth level.
Complete the final level.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/20 (235/485 points)
Complete Air Defence
Complete Airborne tactics
Complete Basic Tactics
Complete Defence Tactics
Complete Fast Decision
Complete First Encounter
Complete Retreat
Complete Sharp Assault
Complete Breath of Air
Complete Crossfire
Complete Desert Rush
Complete Desert Town
Complete Duel
Complete Hard Road
Complete Infiltration
Complete Air Domination
Complete Oasis
Complete Bloody Canyon
Complete the Only Chance
Complete Break Point
Medals Earned: 1/17 (25/480 points)
Kill Zomboss.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
"That's the last time he'll give an interview..."
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/105 points)
Beat the game
Start already!
Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/285 points)
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Beat all castles in Umbria
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
Crush all castles
Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/140 points)
Just finding your wings
Find Charlie!
Aye Aye
Flying like a boss
Medals Earned: 27/44 (310/500 points)
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You found the dead blue bird!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found the knife!
Medals Earned: 7/21 (120/450 points)
Evolve Once
Eat a whale
Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game
Beat on medium
Eat 200 fish in one game
Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight
Get caught in a net
Use a cheat
Beat the game on easy
Get caught by a crab trap
Get eaten by a mermaid
Get hit by toxic waste
Reach level 25
Beat on high
Achieve the rank of Sea Monster (over 5 000 000 points )
Complete the game as a Shrimp using the FISHOLVO cheat
Eat all 100 kinds of fish
Beat on Insane
